i love how gatorade doesn’t actually ever get referred to by it’s actual flavors
"the other blue one"
i have never felt so bad for a confused mother
I hate when people try to dismiss your problems as though everyone is going through the same thing as you and you’ll be fine. That is neither comforting nor helpful.
the fbi will never catch me
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP